Light it up

And the Christmas decorations are up.

I may actually have set a record for getting the lights up this year. For years, I have tried to make it so that shortly after Thanksgiving - boom - Clark Griswold-approved lighting.

My goal for our Christmas lights is to make our house look like a gingerbread house. I am pleased to report we are slowly closing in on that goal. We have a heaping helping of colored lights decorating our house, and my neighbors may, in fact, be embarrassed by me. And possibly need sunglasses at night.

The kids enjoy helping put up the lights - and certainly enjoy seeing the house all bright and colorful. Of course, their favorite part is actually getting the lights out of the attic. For some reason, climbing in the attic is one of the most awesome things for a kid. It's this unreachable trap door of mystery into the ceiling, and the chance to go up and explore is always exciting. Plus, there is the added element of danger when your mother repeatedly warns you that one misstep and you will come crashing through the ceiling.

Our light collection has grown over the years, as we try and pick up a few here and there after the holiday season. Go to any store after Christmas and wander into what is left of their Christmas wares. Oftentimes, a clerk will approach you and say, "Sir, I will give you $5 to take these net lights. Please. Get them out of here. I have been staring at them since August."

So, over time, we have built up enough lights to cover the bushes by our front door as well as the azaleas that stretch across the front of our yard. We have also started adding strands of lights along the roof line. While I hope to continue to pile lights around the yard, I will say that I have gone as high up as I plan to go. We have a two-story house, and I did put rope lights along the top roof line a few years back. And then my neighbor convinced me that I should never do that again. He did that by falling off his ladder and breaking his ankle. I was across the street watching when that happened, and before he had hit the ground, I said, "Hmm. I don't think I am going to hang lights up high anymore." I am sure he would have preferred my thought to have been, "Hmm. I should probably get help."

While we have grown our light stash, we have yet to start adding those great big inflatables, much to my children's disappointment. One house in our neighborhood has an estimated 43,000 of them. Every time we pass it, my children point out that they, clearly, love Christmas more than we do. Personally, I'd like to get some of those lighted candy canes to line the driveway, because it adds an element of gaudy that goes well with our current motif, but the inflatables would be nice, too.

So being done with the bulk of our outdoor decorating this early gives us plenty of time to enjoy our bright and flashy display of Christmas awesomeness. It helps you get into the Christmas mood to see all the bright colors and vibrant appeal. And even when Christmas is over, we can look forward to the next year. Maybe the stores will pay me to take some inflatables off their hands.